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Are we at the crossroads of World War III? How will the battle lines be drawn?
Iran, Syria, North Korea, with proxies Hezbollah, Hamas, and Al Queda vs. United States and Israel.
Muslim vs. Christian
What will Russia do?
And in WWWIII what kind of odds could I get on France (whatever side they choose) being the first to surrender?

Iranian Military ready to rumble!

A Russian who believed he was immortal after surviving a 10,000-volt electric shock in 1992 died after drinking anti-freeze. Dmitry Butakov, 42, invited journalists to Lipetsk to watch him survive the feat, but after his second half litre he collapsed into a coma and later died. London Eve. Standard, 31 Mar; Birmingham Eve. Mail, 1 April 2004.

Who's the hottest Hollywood actress today?